Elliot and Isabel


OUR SECRET IS OUT AND OUR IDENTITIES ARE REVEALED. LONG, SAD DRAMATIC EXHALATION OF A Gauloise
March 31, 2011, 10:08 pm
Filed under: Anna Dello Russo

It’s Elliot and Isabel at Paris Fashion Week. Bi*ches.

 



I Work In The Fashion Industry
March 31, 2011, 1:43 pm
Filed under: Pierre Hardy

COLOR BLOCK PIERRE HARDY.

Dear adoring fans,

I will return from the hiatus after this week with a fresh hangover and some vicious commentary. Much love.

-Isabel



Just A Little Electro Raging For You After A Week Long Blogging Hiatus.
March 30, 2011, 4:34 pm
Filed under: Music

Ultra Music Festival is so hilarious and I miss it a lot.

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Jil Sander runway outfit, due left. Color blocking is so chic these days.

I spy with my little eye… Ten f*cking Museum Park.

^ The most confusing and beautiful thing I’ve ever seen ^

^ The most obvious and sensical thing I have ever seen ^

Photo credits to Jipsy Nefarious (love you!) and NBC Miami.

-Elliot



The Incredible World
March 24, 2011, 3:43 pm
Filed under: Musings

Of tumblr.

This is absolutely one of my favorite street style shots of all time.

Suburban monsters.

Curious wishes feathered the air.

-Elliot



Do I Hear… PRADA EXCLUSIVE?!
March 16, 2011, 7:51 pm
Filed under: Musings

Is this… is this real? This girl is going to be the nasally-voiced leader of Bridge and Tunnelers worldwide. And they will probably kill us all.

-Elliot



I’m A DJ. I’m A Girl, Who Knows How To Work An iPod.
March 16, 2011, 3:17 am
Filed under: Musings

I work at IMG.

I hold those that need reformation in a positive light. I believe this is the best way to go about my life.

I never liked the word sapphic. I always, though, loved the song Landslide.

I have a weekly residency at Don Hill’s. I play a lot of Akon.

I’m horny.

I had a cheeseburger for lunch.

-Elliot



Elliot’s FW11 Final Say

Owing testament to the fact that Isabel and I think on the exact same wavelength, her post today falls right in line with what I’ve started to consider about this season, and quite possibly, fashion overall. We also seem to have a lot in common with Cathy Horyn… in posts written before her articles… hmmm. But Isabel is right, Horyn is fantastic because she’s clear.

That being said, I am going to attempt to corral this fashion month in to some sort of streamlined label or set of labels, whereupon I’ll then highlight what I liked best about it. A worst-of-the-worst post will come, obviously, but not tonight. Don’t feel like being negative tonight.

So what did we have? Color. Not as bubble-gummy super-saturated as SS11, but certainly still lots of orange, lots of red, lots of blue. Burberry Prorsum – biggest upholder of this trend. A full on muted rainbow arced over the Prorsum runway, but sadly, there was no gold to be found. It was Bailey at his weakest – I’m not being negative, just pointing it out, now that I’ve brought it up.

We had exotics. Yes. Crazy colors on fur and skins – a fad most likely started by Miuccia Prada, from who it seems trendsetting is as naturally biological as skin and blood and sweat and tears. For as much as she can seem “too much,” she is, I have to admit, a genius.

We had androgynous-to-male structuring across the board. Nothing overall was overtly feminine – even some of Vera Wang’s sheer pleated prairie dresses came in army green and black. We had continued excellence in fabric manipulation – Proenza, without a doubt, Bottega Veneta, Christopher Kane with those strange fluid filled breast-plates.

There’s more, I’m sure, but I want to get to what I am most excited about: the physical application of a specific theme. This was most evident in FW11 than ever before.

Isabel’s post below suggests that when something is slightly intangible in the aforementioned theme’s application, it makes the clothes or the shoes or the purses even more lust-worthy. That is to say – a theme that you know and love, but a theme that also makes you think, as to make that theme become tangible. Phoebe Philo took vintage automobiles as her direct inspiration for Celine. A vintage Le Mans racer and an evening dress as one are as intangible as the idea is sensational, but in Philo’s manifest, they become perfectly tangible and, pardon, f*cking absolutely hands-down out-of-the-park spectacular. Let’s look at some examples:

Can’t you perfectly see it? Anyone with any design sense should be able too. This even evokes old, luxe car smells – the ashtray, the sun-burnt leather, the smell of metal in the summer. A+++. Celine is, maybe, the strongest house in the fashion world today.

Marc Jacobs’ Louis Vuitton collection for FW11 was, and I hate to admit this because I don’t like him at all, phenomenal. The theme was The Night Porter, an old movie about, well, night porting, I guess. But in any event – it was a tricky theme, one which Jacobs executed perfectly in a very kinky, very perv-y, very haute, very cheeky, very beautiful, very luxurious and very somehow current way. I had to look few a through times, but, damn. This was amazing. Another A+. You know how some designers have themes that are just so easy, that you don’t even have to think about it? And it all looks just that… easy. Marc has been guilty of this before (the campy Louis Vuitton fiasco that was SS11… too obvious!) But this – this a pure, specific, real base from which intense fantasy can spring and become real all over again. The intangible in to the tangible. Imagine being at the Plaza Athenee in 1961 at 12 midnight and a beautiful woman in a coat and garter-stockings is with you in the elevator, taking you to your floor, languidly smoking a cigarette…

Givenchy. As we’ve posted, this collection is the third and final A+ of the season. Yet here is an example of a specific theme that is difficult to label – you know, my God you know, that it was clear-cut in Riccardo Tisci’s head. Indeed, this vagary makes my affection all that much more condensed. I want to literally pitch a tent in Givenchy’s show room and just look at this stuff for 6 months straight. My take, now that I’ve had more time to think about it: 1988, Miami, a bathroom, with malachite and gold fixtures, some blow, Dior Poison perfume, and a pet Ocelot. Alt, if you need editorial concept ideas, we’re your breadwinners.

Sarah Burton’s second round at Alexander McQueen was quite strong – very fantastical, aristocratic and perhaps Disney-fied in the vein of evil-Queens-with-rakish-cheekbones-and-fabulous-furs. We said it felt like Narnia’s Ice Queen (or whatever her name was), but that being said, who knows if this was Burton’s inspiration. You can just tell there is a specificity here, roped in with McQueen’s seemingly/thankfully lasting shapes and general disposition. This collection gets an A-.

Rodarte went the way of Kansas, depression-era Kansas with a little bit of Oz Kansas to be exact. I did not like the collection, but a lot of people did. It held that creepy, oddly youthful Rodarte-ness, yet surprised editors with its softness and maturity. While this grain print dress was the most obvious and tangible element of the presentation, there were lighter, simpler cuts and palettes that evoked much more by way of desirability. For me, though, this collection was pretentious and weak. C+.

Akris! Akris was stunning, and probably overlooked by many. I had not looked at Akris before this season. The theme, to me, was London in the fall – while the sun still lingers with summer light, but with that feeling of impending deadness permeating the old and quiet and motionless and somewhat off-putting streets. Pure imaginative bliss, thinking about how this all came together – again, if you haven’t gotten it yet, the conversion of the intangible in to the tangible, the bits and pieces in to the thought-out fantasy. And that’s what fashion should be about.

ALSO, MODELS OF THE SEASON: Hanne Gaby Odiele (in the Akris pic) and Ming Xi.

-Elliot



“It’s Hard To Be Sexy”
March 14, 2011, 2:31 pm
Filed under: Dries Van Noten, Fashion Week Paris, Freja Beha Erichsen, Givenchy, Musings

Time for a fashion month recap! Coming to you shortly. In the meantime, I’ve been reading a lot of NY Times‘ Style sections lately, and decided that few people write about clothing as concisely and accurately as Cathy Horyn. Must be the reason she’s actually referred to as a journalist and not a photobloggerjournalistsartorialist. Just maybe. She did write something in the article titled “It’s Hard To Be Sexy,” a brilliant headline for an article about the female plight of selecting beautiful clothes, about Givenchy’s Riccardo Tisci that accurately explains why he’s so loved on this blog. Read on.

“It’s hard to relate to his fashion personally, and maybe it’s because he doesn’t have the skill or the patience to focus on fundamental things, like shapes or how to make fabrics work on the body. He prefers themes.”

Similar to Elliot’s impatience with fundamental things, like meals. And mine with, like, a hairbrush. Themes and characters are more interesting, which is why designers, and the women and men that wear/influence those designs, who’s collections always contain slightly intangible thematic threads are the ones most celebrated by the most interesting people.

Make sense? If it doesn’t, here are some pleasant images from PFW for your Monday morning.

Dries.

Giambattista Valli. Wow. OHWOW.

I mean…

-Isbael



Um, Yes You Do
March 13, 2011, 9:54 pm
Filed under: Neil Barrett

Neil Barrett was shouted out in WWD as one of Paris’ standout showroom presentations. He came across our radar last season and we loved it. Best wardrobe I’ve seen for navigating through urban landscapes with a “don’t f*ck with me I work in fashion” tude and an XL PS1.

“You don’t have to be a size zero to wear Neil Barrett anymore,” said Style.com’s Nicole Phelps. Right….

Awesome outerwear!

 

Totally bada*s wrist-warmers! For when your wrists are cold!

-Isabel



The Cut
March 11, 2011, 8:08 pm
Filed under: Musings

Lastly, where do you see yourself in five years?
I see myself as the next Linda Evangelista. I don’t wake up for less than $10,000.

-David Chiang, a “very pretty Chinese girl” to Karl Lagerfeld, a new male model sensation to the rest of us.

-Elliot




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